130 Maple Avenue
Building 8
Red Bank, NJ 07701
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FAQ
Q. What the FAQ is a FAQ?
A. An Acronym
Q. What is an Acronym?
A. Now that is a frequently asked question.
Q. What is?
A. What is an Acronym!
Q. That’s what I am asking.
A. That’s not a question!
Q. What’s not a question?
A. What you just said.
Q. Are you serious?
A. Another frequently asked question.
Q. Why even bother having a FAQ section on your web page?
A. Because everyone does it.
Q. Why do they do it?
A. Don’t ask me, ask them.
Q. I asked you because I am on your website. Why even bother having FAQs?
A. Because the Beecham Smith Publicity Agency said they were a good idea.
Q. I never heard of the Beecham Smith Publicity Agency.
A. That should tell you all you need to know about them now, doesn’t it?
Q. Are you capable of answering a question?
A. Only if it is frequently asked.
Q. Do fish sleep?
A. That’s not a frequently asked question.
Q. Do fish sleep?
Do fish sleep?
Do fish sleep?
Do fish sleep? Now is it a frequently asked question?
A. It is now.
Q. What is the answer?
A. “Yes,” it’s a frequently asked question.
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130 Maple Avenue
Building 8
Red Bank, NJ 07701